Randy Kemal makes audacious request
Thursday, 21 Jul 2005 11:11
Kemal: asked Big Brother for a man
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Desperate Kemal has been pleading with Big Brother to provide him with something to relieve his sexual frustration.
After 55 days in the cooped up in the Big Brother house, the belly dancer made for the diary room to plead for a man.
"I feel a bit sexually lacking in here," he whined.
"It's been weeks now and it's come to the point where I need a man and to be honest there ain't nothing much in here."
Unsurprisingly, Big Brother refused Kemal's request, leading the randy drama queen to make a new request instead.
"Could we have some form of pornography?" he begged.
"Just a little soft porn, like naked men in jeans on a truck in a farm or something. Could that be arranged? I'm not even asking for audio visual here."
With Anthony in mind, Craig would not agree with Kemal's "there ain't nothing much in here" comment, but the camp hairdresser is having an equally frustrating time.
He finally decided to lay it on the line with the Geordie dancer, and asked him why he didn't like his flirting.
"If I make any joking sexual innuendo to you, you don't like it," the hairdresser said.
His Geordie mate explained to him that he didn't like that "craic" but did want to see Craig again on the other side when they got out of the house - "as a mate".
Promising - while presumably crossing his fingers behind his back - not to flirt with him again, Craig decided to put the record straight for good.
"I definitely one million per cent do not..." Craig started, before apparently losing his voice and mouthing "fancy you".
A clearly uncomfortable Anthony replied: "Don't state that you don't, cos I know you don't. Don't go on about it."
But that's unlikely to be the last he'll hear of it.